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Where is Scott " I-ME" Lane?
Locked up in Larry Lasley's garage.
On a "Boat Trip" with Guy Bremekamp.
He forgot that our club switched to the JB Fields instead of Tower Grove.
In jail.
Retired.
Moved to LA to pursue acting.
Joined the Army.
Just doesn't give a fuck about playing anymore.
Lost, but his hit will be an error on a dropped fly ball by Mark Connoley.


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Week 6 Stats


Posted on May 22, 2009
Everything is updated.

We will play tonight. It is supposed to clear up and be sunny this afternoon. Jason Hanneken is up at the fields right now pounding Busch beer and raking away the mud too.

Also, Tim & Mark O'Connoley are coming prepared this week. Do throw the "Printing Bros." a curveball!

See everyone at 6:00 PM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Week 5 Stats


Posted on May 15, 2009
Week 5 stats are up. I didn't do the boxscores yet because doing those suck. If I get a wild hair on my ass I will update those.

In Week 5, Team Timmons finally scored a run, Team Future was given their first loss of the season, and Team Rookie kept their winning streak at 3 bring them to a tie for first place.

Team 7 had a bye so we had the 3 Stooges, Tim, Jim, & Mark, harassing other players during the game about their game attire and their approach to hitting a curve ball. Ray Timmons was pondering after the game whether that debauchery should call for a 1 game suspension.

Hit the cages boys.... hit the cages!!!

Week 4 Stats


Posted on May 08, 2009
Stats are done. Everyone is still garbage at the plate. I'll add the box scores sometime this week.

A famous Ray Timmons meeting before the games this week to talk about the double headers so please get there by 6:00PM to vote.

BAR-B-QUE THIS WEEK.


Hey Mark & Tim... hit the cages!

Week 3 Stats


Posted on Apr 30, 2009
Week 3 stats are up. Statboy is finally sober.

Almost everyone sucks this year! No one is hitting beside Funk & Gillick and no one is pitching besides Enright.

Tim O'Connell can't catch the swine flu out in the OF. More holes than swiss cheese in his glove this year.

Jonny Auto makes his first appearance of 2009 in week 3. He went his reliable 0 for 7. Too bad he was on Mark O'Connoley's team instead of facing him... he could probably be leading the league average if he was.

If it rains I'll post an update about that game tomorrow afternoon.

Week 2 Stats


Posted on Apr 24, 2009
Everything is updated for week 2. Looks like its going to be a battle the whole year.

Email update will be our Wed.


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